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Well, I hope you had a nice nap.

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You know, you missed a really good
sermon.

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Hey, first page of the Bible, my dear.

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Day of rest.

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I'll see you next Sunday.

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Thank you.

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Cheryl, hello.

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Jim,

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hey, what are you doing here? The
pancake breakfast isn't until next

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well, I got a big bowling tournament
coming up, and I want to know if you'll

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bless Rolling Thunder for me.

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Reverend, look, you don't have to... No,
no, no, that's fine. This is all part

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of the job.

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You know, I've blessed hamsters, I've
blessed lottery tickets, and I don't

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to get too graphic, but Mr. Anderson's
finally going to be a dad.

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Ooh,

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I know what this is. This is the Ebonite
280 with reactive resin shell.

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Oh, yes.

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Good. Do you roll, Reverend Pearson?

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Oh, yeah, sure. A lonely teen need not
turn to drugs and promiscuity when

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there's an empty lane available.

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Hey, can you do mine too?

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Okay, shall we bow our heads? Yes.

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Dear Lord, we ask you to bless these
spears for your glory.

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May they roll true, commensurate with
the skills of these men, your servants.

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I'm in. Oh, man. Thank you very much.

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You know what? If Satan shows up as a
ten -pin this week, he's in trouble.

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Well, I think that's pretty unlikely,
but okay, fine, sure.

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Hey, Jim, on the way home, just to be
safe, let's take these over to Temple

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Israel.

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You know, we should stop at the airport,
too, give those hairy Christians a

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whack at them, you know?

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Can't be too safe.

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Reverend Pearson, will you bring our
kitty back to life?

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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. No, I can't do
that. I'm not Jesus.

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Who?

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All right, that's it. No more coloring
in church. Go, go, go.

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Dana, can I talk with you for a moment,
please? Oh, I'm sorry. I know it was

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wrong, but honestly, I can color and
listen at the same time.

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No, no, it's not that.

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Are you free for lunch tomorrow?

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Uh, yeah.

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Great. Okay, it's a date then. One o
'clock at Antonio's. Terrific. Hey, kid.

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Kid, that's a collection plate, not a
Frisbee.

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Tina, what was that all about?

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He asked you to chair the bake sale,
didn't he?

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Because your brownies were so popular.

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Crap. I knew nut clusters were a risk.

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Shut up.

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The Reverend asked me out.

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Shut up!

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Is what Mary said when the angel told
her she was with child.

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Oh, baby.

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Oh, Belsman, come on. Give me one good
reason why you can't bowl in a

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tournament.

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Oh, he did?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Well, don't you think helping me win the
bowling tournament would be a great way

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of honoring your father's memory?

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Hello? Hello?

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We're a man short.

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Beltzman's father died.

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Man, why does everything bad always
happen to us? Always.

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I can't believe I'm getting hit on at
church now.

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I hate being beautiful.

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Oh, way.

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I'm Dana.

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I haven't paid for a drink since 19...

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It's not funny.

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We have to deal with getting hit on all
the time. Yeah, I know. Just because our

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family was blessed with perfect bone
structure.

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Well, the women.

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Aren't there any guys who actually see
me for who I am?

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Look,

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Dana, honey, you just got to be honest.
You got to tell Reverend Pearson that

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you don't see him that way. You just
want to be friends.

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Well, Dana, I got to tell you.

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You know, I think the best approach is
honesty.

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I mean, in my day, I would take a girl
out to dinner, and I would turn to her

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and say, look, don't take it personally,
but I'm just looking for someone a

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little more attractive than you are.

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And if I timed it right, I got two
desserts.

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Oh, jeez.

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Sorry, sir. Oh, no, that's okay.

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You're forgiven.

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See, now I can write this whole thing
off.

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See, because I'm a minister.

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I think you'd find it funny if I was
wearing my collar.

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Oh, hey.

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Listen, sit down.

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We can't do this.

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It's not you.

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You're a really, really great guy.

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And, you know, looking around the church
on Sunday, I can see why you singled me

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out.

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But we have a great relationship as
friends.

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And I would love to have lunch with you.
I'll even let you pay.

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It's just, I want to be clear from the
very beginning that this is in no way a

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date.

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Okay?

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Wow.

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Geez. Well, this is awkward.

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Yeah, I know.

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No, I mean for you.

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What? This isn't a date.

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No, I asked you here to meet my friend
Kitson about a job at her ad agency.

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Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

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Can we just keep this between the two of
us?

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No, we can't.

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You believe it? She thinks I was asking
her out.

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I'm entirely sure if he speaks English.

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Anyway, I am so sorry. Oh, no, no. No,
that's fine. You know, I'm sure you get

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hit on all the time. Yeah, I do.

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I'm sure you do, too.

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I heard the ladies in the choir talking
about you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, I'm just living the thorn birds
every day.

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Oh,

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here she is.

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Hey, how are you?

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And you must be Dana. Hi. Hi.

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You know, I have expected to see wings
the way the Reverend talks about you.

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really? What did he say?

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I told her the truth, that you're a very
talented, very wonderful, gifted woman,

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and that you're very special.

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You know how sometimes when you're
talking to someone and you feel like

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the most interesting person in the whole
world? Yeah.

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Well, when you talk to someone, you make
them feel like they're the most

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interesting person in the whole world.

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And, you know, that stuff, you can't
find that on a resume.

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That's so true.

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Now, I'm sure you think he finds the
goodness in everybody, but let me tell

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something about this one. He can be
quite catty.

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Apparently, there's some guy named Jim
who doodles. Let's order.

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This is very good here. Come on, let's
see what's... So, Dana, are you

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interested? Yeah, I'm interested.

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I'm very interested.

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Deviled eggs.

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That would be funny if I ordered deviled
eggs.

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It wasn't a date? No, it turns out he
was just trying to get me a job.

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But now, I think I like him. I mean, I
think I like him a lot.

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Oh, he had wine, didn't you?

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No.

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No, I am just saying, this is the
kindest, most selfless thing any man...

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ever done for me. It's like, now I know
what they mean when they talk about

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inner beauty.

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Although a few sit -ups wouldn't kill
him. Oh.

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I think I might have blown it when I
told him I would never, ever go out with

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him.

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No, no, no, no. We can fix this.

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No, look, all we need is a no -pressure
situation where we can force things to

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happen naturally.

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Yes. Yes.

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Yeah, Belchman.

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Yeah, it's Jim. I'm just checking in.

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So tell me, when's the funeral?

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Ah, same day as the tournament, huh?

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So, what time do you think the funeral
will be wrapped up?

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That's right.

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Damn.

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You know what? If I knew it was going to
be that hard to find a fourth bowler, I

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would have made more friends.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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Jim, you need a bowler. Dana, you need
to spend more time with Reverend

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Solution, bowling double date. Oh, my
God.

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Are you kidding me? I don't want to hang
out with that guy. It's bad enough I

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got to see him once a year in church.

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Come on, Jim.

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Don't you want to see our little Dana
happy?

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I

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just

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can't believe all the places you've done
missionary work.

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So where'd you go after Africa?

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That would be the Amazon.

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Yeah. You know, I miss it sometimes.

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Until I remember the ants that carried
off my boom box.

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Hey, Pearson.

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You warm up first.

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The gutters need cleaning out.

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Okay, I know what that is. That's called
trash talking, right? Uh -huh, yeah.

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We'll write that again, Chip. Okay. Your
mama is... Is what? What's my mama?

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What's my mama?

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You know, I don't really know her, so
it's probably not fair for me to say.

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What? Tina and Reverend Pearson are
starting to connect. Don't ruin it.

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You know, here's the problem, Cheryl.
What? You don't want me to ruin things,

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but you asked me to come along.

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Trash talk may suck, but you are a hell
of a bowler, Pierce.

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That was incredible.

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Hey, do you want to go get a cup of
coffee and talk about how incredible you

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are? Yeah, yeah, that's really nice,
really nice. But why don't you make a

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and get enough for all of us? Go, go,
go, go, go.

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Good job, man. That was really good.
That was good. What are you doing?

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What do you mean? This whole evening is
supposed to be about getting Dana and

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Reverend Pearson together and letting
love blossom. Yeah, but that was until I

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found out what a great bowler he is. You
know, with Pearson, we actually have a

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chance at the Kowalski Cup. Oh. Oh,
honey, come on.

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They'd fill it full of chili.

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Great. I'll load up on scented candles.

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Hey,

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here's some. Here's some.

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Welcome to the team.

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You are now a ball master.

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Yeah, I'm sorry, Jim. I just can't be a
ball master. Sorry.

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And he came up with the name. It was
either this or Strike Force Sexy.

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That's not the problem.

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It's that the Heavenly Father has
blessed me with the ability to bowl, and

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would be a sin for me to use that to
vanquish another.

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Hot wings and beer after the game? How
spicy?

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Stop it! I'm all right. Stop.

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Come on, Pearson. Pearson, look.

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You know what? Dana comes to all the
games.

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Yeah, so?

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She's so into you, man.

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Oh, really? Yeah!

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Okay. Come on. Well, that's very
interesting, Jim, because at lunch

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Dana made a very specific point of
saying she is not now, nor would she

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interested in me.

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Oh, come on. Girls are goofy that way.

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Trust me. Oh, please. Trust me. She is
totally into you, man. Jim, stop it.

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on. You know, guys like me don't get
women like her.

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What are you talking about?

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You don't remember me in school.

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Do you remember my girlfriend, Annika
Shoemaker?

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Not like a shoemaker. Yeah, short hair,
legs like an oak tree, no English.

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That was a chick?

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Jeez.

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All right, I'll tell you what.

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We'll make a little bet. If I can prove
to you that Dana digs you, you'll bowl

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in the tournament.

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Yeah, okay, prove it, Jim.

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Dana, tell Pearson you got a crotch on
him.

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Blossom? Blossom the same way you order
a hot dog at a ball game? What do you

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know? Sit down with me and make out with
me.

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So you really do?

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Yes, I'm mortified at how it just came
out. No, you're mortified. I'm sweating

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like a pig.

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Oh my God, that's a really stupid thing
for me to say.

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No, that's not stupid.

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You are sweating like a pig.

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Okay. Pizza?

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Yeah, that's a nice start. Okay.

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Oh, I just can't believe it. I know,
that is so sweet.

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No, no, Annika Shoemaker was a chick.

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You look so hot in this jacket I've
bought you.

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You know, I would never have bought this
for myself, but I have to admit, I am

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quite a dish, aren't I?

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What's wrong?

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Nothing. It's so nice. I'm just... I'm
so scared I'm going to wake up kissing

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pillow.

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Okay, honey, keep those lips on ice. I
got a little thing I got to do.

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Hey, hot lips. How you doing, huh?

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Doing okay.

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Are you ready?

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Those pins are going to go down like
Christians in the Colosseum.

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All right.

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Beep.

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See you later.

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It's good I got that one out of my
system early, huh?

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him, you succubus.

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Me?

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Nothing.

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Hey, this next one's a strike, honey.

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Okay, yeah. All right.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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I can't believe this. Before the two of
you got together, he was a bowling

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machine. Now he couldn't hit the floor
if he fell.

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Are you saying this is my fault?

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Yes. You made him leak.

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You guys are crazy. There's nothing.
wrong with animals?

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Sorry, my bad.

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My bad.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Guess who was first on the scene for an
overturned produce truck?

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Jim? What? How could you?

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You always tell me to eat more fruit.

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When it's filled with chili, it is.

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I had nothing to do with this. Nothing.
I didn't say anything. Nothing crossed

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between me and Pearson. I said nothing,
nothing, nothing.

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Yeah, you know, that denial would carry
a lot more weight if you were surrounded

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by accidents seeing produce.

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Thanks for ruining my life, jerk.

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Oh, Pam, come on.

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Look, I don't know what happened, but
you've got to fix this. Look at her.

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a wreck.

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I won't.

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Send her a fruit basket.

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Jim.

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Oh, come on.

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Don't look at me like that.

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Okay.

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I'll talk to Pearson.

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But will you do me a favor?

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Will you put a tape in the VCR? Because
if this accident's on the news, I'm

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going to definitely be on TV.

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Pearson! Pearson!

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What are you doing here?

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I've been looking for you.

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I went down to the church and one of
your henchmen told me you were here.

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They're not henchmen, Jim. They're
called deacons.

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All I know is they look mean.

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00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,869
Look, can I ask you a question?

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Did you break up with Dana because of
something I said?

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No, of course not. Why would I listen to
anything you say?

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Thank you.

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Listen, will you do me a favor and will
you tell Dana that?

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Okay? She's in the car right now.

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It's okay. I left the window open. Come
on.

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My God, you're one strike away from a
perfect game. You got your mojo back.

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Yeah, that's right.

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The pins have fallen, just like all my
hopes for finding somebody.

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You're so heartbroken over this. Why did
you break up with her in the first

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place? Because I was too happy.

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What? She was screwing everything up.

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You know, the other day I was sitting
with Mrs. Nolan, and I was listening to

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her talk about her old, sick husband,
and I just kept thinking to myself, come

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on, sister, move it along. I got a date
with Dana.

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Well, come on, can't you help people and
be with Dana at the same time?

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She's just so hot.

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She's got me all nervous.

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I mean, I'm not supposed to be with a
woman like that.

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Come on, doesn't Cheryl have like a
pudgy sister with low self -esteem?

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Kind of.

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But it's handy.

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Look.

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Look.

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Do me a favor, will you?

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00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,020
Will you please just go talk to Dana?

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00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,000
Come on, she's sitting in the car being
all crabby and... And cold.

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I tried to use the heater, but you took
the keys. Yeah, well, I got a backseat

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full of fruit I didn't want to spoil.

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Go on.

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00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,299
Go on.

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Talk to her.

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00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:24,040
You know, Jim, if Dana and I get back
together again, then I'll be no good for

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your tournament, so I don't want to.

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I know, I know, I know, I know.

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00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,820
Look, there's going to be lots of other
trophies. I mean, next month they got

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one that's a Viking hat that they fill
with ham.

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Speak with him. Just talk to him.

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Hey. Hey.

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Do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

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00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,110
Yeah.

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I do.

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I don't know what to say here.

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00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,410
The thing you have to know about me is
I'm an idiot.

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That's a good start.

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away from a perfect game right here
that's right

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i got the ball yeah you say how do you
do it i'll tell you how hard work

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discipline no shortcut to victory hey
you know if you do roll the perfect game

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to put your name up on the wall and you
get free beer for a month